Guardians: The Guardian Kitsune War

"Help meeeeeee!!!!"

"Oh I'm sure they'll grow out as you get older..." She says with a sweat drop. Sliding a sandwich under the door she locked the dragon in.

The sound of dragon morning can be heard. "Mmm....meaty." <3

"Well looks like he'll be fine on his own." She says with a sweatdrop.

"Grow out....? I'm over 500 though...."

"You said you weren't an adult yet."

"Puberty is when you will get em. No worries love." ^_^

"Did no one give you the talk? We can help you with that."

Gladius soon walks over to Ema, sighing. "Great, I got left alone. Anything I can do for you, Ema?"

"...Love? Talk?" Ix replies. "I just know to hunt."

"I'm not to sure how your species works. But with most. There comes a certain time when a child becomes an adult. At around 19 is when it happens for my species. We sorta...just grow in different places." She says awkwardly."You all are older than me...this is weird. Scarlet, your a mom. You do it."


"Nope. Miss Alumia instructed me to make sure you got into your outfit through whatever means." She holds her arm out and shocks him, paralyzingly him.

"Gaaaah! No! No shoes!" He cries.

"No, no you're doing just fine and you'll have to do it with your own kid." She says grinning.

Ix stares at her with a blank stare the entire way. ._.

"Shocked your own mom hasn't given you the talk."

">_> your tits grow when you get older. If not, your just flat chest. Enjoy whatbyougot either way." She says lightly jumping up and down.

Considering Gladius is paralyzed, soon enough he's in th tux, complete with the shoes. "Urrrgh....I'm gonna get Lumi for this."

"She also told me to record anything bad you say about her."

Gladius crosses his arms. "So be it. I wanted her to hear that anyways. She loves me too much to give me spankings." >w>

"I don't." Ema says shocking him again.

"Yooowch!" The dragon cries, frowning. "But we're supposed to be friends." ;w;

That's when Ix replies, "Oh, I never knew my birth parents. I was raised by a man who found me and three of his friends."

"Well then that explains everything about you"

"They didn't do anything perverted to you did they?" ._.;

"What? Why would you ask that?" She asks, almost incredulous. "My father was a good man. Over protective...but good."

"Urr Nevermind." ^_^; "anyways, if your still young. I'm sure you'll grow a bit. Here, Scarlet please install this unit to her arm."


"She said to record you being teased. Commands over friendship."