League of Losers RP

*Insert the "Welcome to Summoner's Rift" speech here.*
Anyways, I'll edit this to look better when I get the time, or make someone else do it.

Uh... Yeah. Do the thing. Post the words. Ready, go.

AFter purchasing a Dorans shield, Cho runs up top lane and sit in a bush.

Annie smiling brightly skipped happily in a circle around the nexus. She hadn't bought a thing at the shop instead she used the extra time to hang out with her dear friend Tibbers. The others might not believe her about her little stuffed friend being real but to Annie that didn't matter, instead it was more important that she kept him happy so that way they didn't have any trouble. So Annie played with the teddy bear on her own and with a child like innocence shining in her green eyes decided to let the bear pick where they went to next, "So what do you think Tibbers where should we go?" Tibbers answered for Annie's ears alone, "Where ever we will get the most kills of course." Annie rolled her eyes with a slight shake of her head not believing Tibbers to be serious, "there you go being silly again."

Cho'Gath lurks in the bushes, hiding inside looking for something to snack on...or perhaps kill. He'd have to get a little stronger before he started gorging.

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe..." Annie rhymed aloud as she pointed to each of the lanes of which her and Tibbers could take trying to decide which would be the best pick. "All those in our way shall soon burn..." Tibbers said menacingly to the little girl as he got excited for the coming battle. "But none of our friends right?" Annie asked her bear. The bear had no hesitation in his answer that only Annie could hear, "if they stay out of our way." Annie went back to trying to pick a direction to go rather then actually thinking about what Tibbers said. After several seconds of just standing there the little girl sighed, "awh Tibbers this is so hard," the bear growled as he wanted action right away, "ok ok I'll just follow someone else, I'm sure they'll know where to go."

And speaking of 'someone else', a girl with long blue braids runs by, waving her oversized minigun (is that an oxymoron? I feel like it should be.) around like a maniac as she heads down the middle lane.
Luckily Jinx wasn't actually shooting with it.
Yet.

The void menace continues to hide in the bushes in the top lane, waiting for his prey.

Not far from everyone else in the surrounding forested area, a woman, clad in armor, trained. She swung her sword, slicing it through the air, but being careful not to create any actual air-blades. She didn't want to draw any unwanted attention to herself.
At least, not yet.
Riven smiled, chuckling almost silently. Fighting was always fun, especially when you were on no one's side. She might affiliate herself with one of the fighting armies, but she knew full well that she was just as likely to kill a team member as she was an enemy. She might have a kind and caring personality, but in all truth, playful and mischievous were the two terms that truly defined her. Even evil was a good adjective for her character. She didn't care who lived and who died, unless she actually cared about them, which was unlikely - all that mattered was that she had fun. And she would do just that. Whether it meant killing members of her so-called 'team' or not didn't matter. That was just a minor detail.

As minions start charging to battle, the void beast licks his lips before charging into the fray.

"ooo how about that one she looks rather deadly," the teddy bear said seeming a tad too pleased about someone looking deadly. Annie giggled innocently as she rolled her bright green eyes, "you're so silly it's not if she's scary that matters its rather or not she's nice." Tibbers grumbled in annoyance, "yes I'm sure it will be so important to you that she's nice while the other team is sitting there beating you to a pulp." Annie frowned Tibbers wasn't being very nice to her again, "I'm just trying to be helpful," the teddy bear didn't really seem to care however he was just in a rush to get right to the killing things part, "yes, yes whatever now hurry up you're ruining my chances at getting to murder things," Annie quickly nodded and dashed off to where Jinx was going just as the minions started heading off to battle as well. "Hey wait lady is it ok if me and Tibbers stick with you?"

Jinx turns and points her gun Fishbones instinctively, pausing when she realizes she's not even holding it at eye level with her pursuer like she'd expected.
"... Oh. You're a kid."
"And she's on your team, so stop pointing me at her." she adds, albeit in a somewhat sillier voice as if speaking for her gun - which she then makes a face at as if to respond to it.
"Ignore Fishbones. He's a killjoy. You and your teddy bear can definitely help me wreck things, though."

The large void creature hacks and slashes through minions with ease, seemingly regenerating his wounds with each kill. As much abuse as hes taking, his wounds seemingly mend themselves. With the stomp of his foot, spikes erupt from the earth and wipe out a sizable amount of fodder before waiting for the next wave.

Annie stares confusedly at the gun held clearly above her head before giggling when Jinx talks for her the thing. "miss you're silly," the little girl says smiling, "why do you wanna wreak things though?" the bear answered for her, as always with a voice that only the girl could hear, "because it's fun Annie trust me you'll love it." she bit her lip for a second thinking about this, "Tibbers says that will be fun, do you think it'll be fun miss?" Annie pivoted one foot in the dirt unsure what to do. "Go. Kill. Something. Now. Annie," Tibbers who was now getting very agitated said to her. Annie sighs, "fine come on let's go wreak things," she said as she started walking towards where they were supposed to go do battle. Tibbers was getting excited by the thought of getting to kill things finally.

With a demented sort of giggle, the blue-haired woman nods and follows alongside her.
"It'll be super fun, I promise. I mean, c'mon - what's the worst that could happen?" Jinx happily points out as she suddenly turns away from the lane she was walking down.
"Oh, and we're going down to that lane over there by the way. It'll just be more fun if we get the jump on the other guys, y'know? They'll never expect us to pop out of those bushes by the river!" she explains.
It was all part of the plan (that she had just made up).